Tag: cheesy jokes
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Sunday Pun-Day: Conversational Skills Starter Pack
It’s been a while since we’ve had a good Sunday Pun-Day on this blog. Since the last time, I’ve gotten really good at working cheesy puns into everyday conversations. Sometimes, the puns fall flat. Like when someone doesn’t know what Scamorza is. (Read this, and you, too, will know what a Scamorza is.) So, for…
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Serious Sunday Puns for Curd Nerds
Not only do my co-mongers like to say that Sunday is the best day of the week—because it’s Sunday Pun-day, naturally—but they also often say they just can’t believe I am able to keep churning out bad cheese jokes at the rate I do. It’s hard work, but somebody has got to do it. Also,…
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Super Cheesy Jokes for Super Bowl Sunday
Cover image courtesy of Olympia Provisions. The other cheesemongers in my life like to say that “Sunday is the best day!” Why? Because it’s Sunday Pun-Day. In keeping with tradition–in a show of thanks to all the super cheesy people who read this blog–I present to you a slew of super cheesy jokes, hand crafted…
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12 Bad Cheese Jokes to Help You Enjoy Your Sunday
In honor of Sunday—the last day of the week or the first day of the week, depending on how you view time or whether or not you’re European or American—I came up with some cheesy jokes. They are so bad you probably won’t forgive me. But let’s face it: I just can’t help myself. Happy…
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Shroud of Turin, or Shropshire?
Cheezus smiled on me yesterday… I opened a new wheel of Shropshire from Neal’s Yard, and look what I found! A smiley face on a corner of the wheel’s beautiful natural rind. ☺ I already loved Shropshire, but I love this wheel the most.
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The 12 Days of Cheesemas
In honor of the holiday season that surrounds us, and in lieu of a Sunday Pun-Day, I give you the gift of poetry and music. (Press play, and then scroll down. Feel free to sing along–preferably at the top of your lungs, and with feeling.) The 12 Days of Cheesemas On the first day…
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Sunday Pun-Day for Softies
This Sunday Pun-day, I’ve got some bad jokes about soft cheeses to help soften the hard blow of the realization that your weekend is almost over. That includes soft-ripened cheeses like brie and camembert, pasta filata cheeses like mozzarella, and fresh cheeses like the Indian superstar paneer. They’re all softies, just like you when…
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Sunday Pun-Day: English Edition
This weekend’s collection of cheesy puns plays homage to the cheeses of the British Isles. Are they any good? You cheddar believe it! But don’t just take my word for it. Read on and decide for yourself. *** Why did cheese go on a diet? Because it needed to cheddar a few pounds.…
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These Puns are so Gouda!
Yet another Sunday Pun-Day is upon us, and I have traveled to the ends of the earth, collecting puns featuring the most ubiquitous Dutch cheese we know in America—and it’s a good one—Gouda. Warning: these jokes only work if you aren’t obnoxious about insisting that you pronounce the name “Gow-da,” the Dutch way. You have…
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Sunday Pun-Day 2!
It’s that time of the week again—when all the bad cheese puns you didn’t know you needed come together in one place. So shed all your stress, let your hair down, and laugh a little (or a lot). After all, with the holiday and everything, this next week is probably going to be a doozy.…
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Sunday Pun-Day!
We all love a cheesy joke, right? They’re just so gouda! Here are two of my favorite cheese puns to get you through the end of the weekend. *** There was a terrible earthquake in France. (Oh no!) All that was left was de brie. What does cheese say when it looks in the mirror?…