Tag: bad jokes
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Serious Sunday Puns for Curd Nerds
Not only do my co-mongers like to say that Sunday is the best day of the week—because it’s Sunday Pun-day, naturally—but they also often say they just can’t believe I am able to keep churning out bad cheese jokes at the rate I do. It’s hard work, but somebody has got to do it. Also,…
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Sunday Punday: Smackdown of the Cheesiest
This is the transcript of an actual conversation among cheesemongers that happened just this past week. Nobody recorded it, but we did write down our puns afterward. Like you do. When you’ve got jokes, and you’ve got good jokes, you use ’em. *** Cheesemonger 1: I’m really keen on trying that Keen’s Cheddar we just…
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12 Bad Cheese Jokes to Help You Enjoy Your Sunday
In honor of Sunday—the last day of the week or the first day of the week, depending on how you view time or whether or not you’re European or American—I came up with some cheesy jokes. They are so bad you probably won’t forgive me. But let’s face it: I just can’t help myself. Happy…
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The 12 Days of Cheesemas
In honor of the holiday season that surrounds us, and in lieu of a Sunday Pun-Day, I give you the gift of poetry and music. (Press play, and then scroll down. Feel free to sing along–preferably at the top of your lungs, and with feeling.) The 12 Days of Cheesemas On the first day…