Tag: funny
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Sunday Pun-Day: Conversational Skills Starter Pack
It’s been a while since we’ve had a good Sunday Pun-Day on this blog. Since the last time, I’ve gotten really good at working cheesy puns into everyday conversations. Sometimes, the puns fall flat. Like when someone doesn’t know what Scamorza is. (Read this, and you, too, will know what a Scamorza is.) So, for…
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Super Cheesy Jokes for Super Bowl Sunday
Cover image courtesy of Olympia Provisions. The other cheesemongers in my life like to say that “Sunday is the best day!” Why? Because it’s Sunday Pun-Day. In keeping with tradition–in a show of thanks to all the super cheesy people who read this blog–I present to you a slew of super cheesy jokes, hand crafted…
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Sunday Punday: Smackdown of the Cheesiest
This is the transcript of an actual conversation among cheesemongers that happened just this past week. Nobody recorded it, but we did write down our puns afterward. Like you do. When you’ve got jokes, and you’ve got good jokes, you use ’em. *** Cheesemonger 1: I’m really keen on trying that Keen’s Cheddar we just…
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Shroud of Turin, or Shropshire?
Cheezus smiled on me yesterday… I opened a new wheel of Shropshire from Neal’s Yard, and look what I found! A smiley face on a corner of the wheel’s beautiful natural rind. ☺ I already loved Shropshire, but I love this wheel the most.
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The 12 Days of Cheesemas
In honor of the holiday season that surrounds us, and in lieu of a Sunday Pun-Day, I give you the gift of poetry and music. (Press play, and then scroll down. Feel free to sing along–preferably at the top of your lungs, and with feeling.) The 12 Days of Cheesemas On the first day…
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Sunday Pun-Day: English Edition
This weekend’s collection of cheesy puns plays homage to the cheeses of the British Isles. Are they any good? You cheddar believe it! But don’t just take my word for it. Read on and decide for yourself. *** Why did cheese go on a diet? Because it needed to cheddar a few pounds.…