This weekend’s collection of cheesy puns plays homage to the cheeses of the British Isles.
Are they any good? You cheddar believe it!
But don’t just take my word for it. Read on and decide for yourself.
Why did cheese go on a diet?
Because it needed to cheddar a few pounds.
What did the Gorgonzola say to the cheddar?
How do you handle dangerous cheese?
What are pirates’ favorite cheeses?
Chedarrr and Parrrmesan.
How did the cheese paint his new boat?
He Double Gloucester.
What kind of dog does cheese have?
A Colston Bassett hound.